hot fish

something that smells like dirty ass

"Her breath was like hot fish"

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jesus fish

A piece of fish-shaped plastic, usually made in China, designed to stick to the rear of mainly American owned vehicles to demonstrate to the rest of the world that the bearer prefers to ignore irrefutable evidence discovered by the most brilliant minds in science and base their smug, superior public personas on fairy tales and superstition, whilst engaging in closeted guilt-ridden sessions of drug-fuelled sexual deviance and other hypocrisy.

Rev. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, Pat Robertson, God I hate those jesus fish people

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fish lips

When a woman is giving a blowjob, and applying a great deal of suction, the expression of her face, especially her mouth, makes on the upstroke is called fish lips.

Here is a photo for you of your wife making fish lips on my dick while you were on your business trip.

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Gefilte Fish

1. Nonsense, Hogwash, Balderdash, Rubbish, Balogna.
2. The antithesis of shul.

"This is the worst stuffed cabbage I've ever had! What gefilte fish!"

"What!?! I still have to write 6 more pages for my essay! Totally gefilte fish!"

"I know you're lying, don't feed me none of that gefilte fish!"

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daddy fish

a type of poop first discovered in Pennsauken, NJ

Mommy, my poop is a daddy fish!

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Fish Flakes

When one doesn't flush a toilet properly or the toilet doesn't completely flush, and there are flaky bits of shit floating in the water.

Alright, who left the fish flakes in the toilet?

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crazy fish

A slightly klutzy but nonetheless lovable person.

"I walked into the Coke machine and Renée laughed and said 'Dude, you're such a crazy fish.'"

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