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use this when you hear any question
them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.
Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"
You say this when someone insults you.
"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."
This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!