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when you nut in a girls ass and she farts
Dont fart bubble cream on me please
When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
Some girls dont enjoy a good sphincter bubble as much as I do.
A medical device used during cardiac surgery or extracorporeal membrane oxygenation procedures to oxygenate and remove carbon dioxide from a patient’s blood.
I thought the bubble oxygenator is for the lungs.
To throw up.
Caused by a soda bubble burp that accidentally turns into vomit.
When you take your pink rock hard penis and proceed to jam your lover... Continuously...
I raspberry bubble Jammed her so hard
When you pull out and blow on a chicks stomach, then go in for a big raspberry and blow bubbles everywhere.
The other day I surprised my woman with some raspberry bubbles... it tasted yum.
When one puts burning coals in their partner's ass, then cumshots into the ass.
Jim: Hey, Ted, guess what I did to Sally last night!
Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?
Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!