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This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does
Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies
Boy - text me before my phone dies
When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.
1- he fine as fuck, put the freak on tha phone.
2- this food good as hell, put the freak on tha phone .
Are your going remember your wife it’s national bless phone day .
just like it sounds a call made after sex
i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
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A girl and/or woman who is about her business and uses one phone for personal matters, whilst the other is used to slang drugs
"it's hard to find decent girl drug dealers man"
"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty
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if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.
*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”
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