road rules

A tv show on MTV, that casts 7 people to live together on an RV and travel around the world and compete to win money and other prizes.

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Rule 334

Like Rule 34 and Rule 34F, except more official.
If it exists, there's furry porn of it.

Person 1: "Dude, is there porn of furry Teen Titans?"
Person 2: "Rule 334."
Person 1: "Holy fuck why??"

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Rule 44

If something exist, then someone has kinned it.

Person A: oh man, a Thomas the train engine kin blog just followed me.
Person B: eh rule 44 man, just block 'em.

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rule 25

rule 25 of youtube/internet is "if it exists, there is a trap remix of it"

video: potato knishes-trap remix
comment: rule 25

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7up rule

When a guy refuses to date a girl that's below a 7.

Johhny has high standards for girls he goes by the 7up rule

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The Ashtray Rules

1. Don't cough in the ashtray
2. Don't sneeze in the ashtray
3. Don't laugh in the ashtray
4. Don't blow on the ashtray
5. OR YOU HAVE TO VACCUM

These rules can be repeated for joint-rolling. No-one wants all their weed on the floor.

Person1: *cough cough* oh shit i spilled the ashtray everywhere with my misaimed cough.
Person2: Get out the vaccum then, you know The Ashtray Rules!

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3rd rule

If you're gonna have sex don't forget to protect! Ain't nobody got time for babies

Duuuuude, you're gonna get laid? Don't forget the 3rd rule man, you feel me?

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