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About as cool as a person can possibly be, sort of like James Dean or someone like that, but even cooler. Possibly originated from SportsCenter. Has nothing to do with temperature.
I was as cool as the other side of the pillow back in high school. I used to sit in the back of the class in my leather Harley Davidson jacket and sunglasses, smoking my Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey out of a silver flask. I'd just sit back there, all laid back across the seat, with my arms around the two hottest girls in the school. The teacher would tell me to put my cigarette out and stop drinking, and I would blow smoke in her face and say, "Make me." But she wouldn't make me because I was just too cool.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.
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See you again after a major objective has been achieved.
This phrase may originate with the Apollo 8 mission, the first time in history humans had passed behind the other side of the moon from earth.
CapCom Gerry Carr spoke to the three astronauts more than 200,000 miles away, "Ten seconds to go. You are GO all the way." Command Module Pilot James Lovell replied, "We'll see you on the other side", and Apollo 8 disappeared behind the Moon, the first time in history men had been occulted. For 34 minutes there would be no way of knowing what happened.
Source: history.nasa.gov
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a middle school in rvc ny where the girls are bitches and the science teachers sucks
South Side Middle School is such a slutty school!
When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
West Side Santa Cruz is is the best side of Santa Cruz. Bloops get snapped like nothing, cars get hot boxed on Westcliff, drunk teenagers going into taco bell. Theres no white power shit like there is on ESSC. In Light house field kids are always smoking bud and getting drunk and theres the legendary Derby park.
Are you on ESSC tonight? Fuck that im on the West Side Santa Cruz where i should be!
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Noun; After a long night of hard drinking, you make your way to the kitchen for some coffee and an advil. Suddenly, your adventure is cut short by an urgent need to detour to the nearest trusty T-bowl. You squat over your porcelain goddess and spew forth vile cetoplasm from your nether-eye in such a fashion that it takes the form of liquid poo glue on the top of the water. The poo-poo platter floats magestically, but before you can admire your brown puddle of disdain, you purge one epic rock into the center of the squirto-plasm. You now admire the lump, which sits imperially on top of the poo glue.... Good morning starshine -- You've just created poopy sunny side up!
My name is Brandis and I'd like to tell you about the person sitting next to me. He smells like he had poopy sunny side up with a side of doodoo feces balls for breakfast.
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on your next ride be sure to keep the rubber side down!
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