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jig and a pig

A fishing lure consisting of a large jig head with a piece of pork rind, ususally cut in the shape of a frog attached to the hook.

The Bass were really hitting on a jig and a pig yesterday.

by Mr. Whiskers August 9, 2006

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pig squeal

The sound of a cop cars sirens, or the sound of a cop eating a donut, or the sound of a cop talking, or the sound of a cop radio.

"Can you hear the pig squeal?"

by Nykotein March 18, 2010

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lipstick on a pig

(a misogynistic term originally used by some Democrats to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008); they didn't like how much make make-up she had on)

a) overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.

b) when people, for whatever reason, go out on a limb, and propose, for their zeitgeist, extremely novel, eccentric, living underwater type ideas for the improvement and/or regeneration of their society

a) I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case; the moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.

b) The Philosophes, people such a Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire and Montesquieu, among others, did indeed go lipstick on a pig between the death of Louis XIV and The American Revolution and accidentally ushered in The French Enlightenment

by Sexydimma April 18, 2014

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Rig Pig

Is a mechanic who works on drilling rigs. They are called pigs because they are always wallowing around on the ground or rig floor working on things. When they get up, they are covered in oil based mud. A motorman is a good example of a rig pig. He is usually the most dirty person out there.

Call a rig pig to come fix the ST-80. The roughneck will just mess it up worse.

by Louisianamuddawg August 5, 2010

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Peppa Pig

One of the worst TV shows in the world. It's about this pig named Peppa and her family. It's more annoying than listening to 'Baby' by Justin Bieber or 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. It's even worse than Barney or Dora the Explorer

Every time I see it on, it makes me want to change the channel to something way better like Top Gear, Wheeler Dealers, etc. I'm sorry, but I would rather be involved in a plane crash than watch this TERRIBLE excuse for a TV show.

Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig. This is my little brother George, this is Mummy Pig, and this is Daddy Pig.
Me: (to Peppa) And this is what happens when I see your stupid and idiotic TV show on the air! (I then shoot Peppa, George and their mum and dad with an AK-47 rifle)

by thecargeek09 November 30, 2017

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pig squeal

a form of vocalism used by metal bands. usually made by inhaleing but sometimes they are exhaled making the users throat vibrate to create the sound of a pig squealing. the most common thing to say while pig squealing is bree.

DUDE! job for a cow boy has crazy pig squeals!!!

by matt duimie August 19, 2008

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Pig Dick

When a man has a dick that looks like a pig

Your dick looks like bacon. Its a pig dick. You like?

by Jason Mosley April 18, 2010

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