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A green condom that tastes like weed.
ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.
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When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.
Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!
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when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.
friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"
Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."
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The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.
- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)
*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!
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A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."
Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.
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1.When Someone is so on high on weed that they can't tell the difference between a girl or a boy.
2.When someone has finished casually smoking some weed.
Hey James Thompson(Tomo). Weeded out much?
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Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
Dick Weed Syndrome
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