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a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.
my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.
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something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.
from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!
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That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
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When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.
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When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.
I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.
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When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk
I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar
Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".
A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.