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a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.
my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.
something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.
from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!
That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.
When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.
I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.
A drinking game that can be played amongst a group of guys given the following conditions:
1. A guy or guys within the group is unable to recall the name of a girl who he previously hooked up with and has now spotted her at either the crowded bar or packed party they are attending,
2. No guy who plays bar babe bingo may know the name (first or last) of the girl(s)
3. Social media, i.e. facial recognition is not allowed to determine the girls name,
4. Each guy will take turns yelling random female names (Becky, Susan, Kim, Kelly, etc.) in the direction of the girl(s) in an attempt to guess the right name without soliciting the girl to come over to the group before the correct guess has been made,
5. Each incorrect guess results in the guesser consuming an alcoholic drink,
6. When the guesser is able to elicit a physical response, i.e. wave, smile, gesture, etc. from the girl(s) that indicates the correct name has been called he will shout out BINGO!!! And the members of the group will reward him by buy him a drink of his choosing.
7. If no correct guess has been made before the girl(s) see the guy(s) who they hooked up with and approach their group to make contact, then the guy(s) owes each of the fellow players a drink of their choosing.
Sean: Hey Rob, didn't you hook up with the girl over there last weekend?
Rob: Where? Oh shit! Yeah...what's her name?!? Damn, ok boys let's huddle up. Time for another round of bar babe bingo!
Mark: Kelly!?!
Tom: Lisa!?!
Henry: Tina!?! BINGO!!!
Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.
A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.
After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load
Looks like this:
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"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"
"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"