Random
Source Code
Random
When a Make Up Artist Goes to Work on Someone's Face. Making them go From Plain Jane to Diva
Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.
Client: My face needs some make-up
MUA: Let me Beat your face
95👍 44👎
Celebrated on Nov 26th, also known as the day right before Beat A Furry Day is the day where furries can physically harm non-furries, or in this case normies is the term used, with absolutely no consequences.
Normies can not fight back! They may defend themselves using any type of armor but they may not attack under any circumstances.
Furry: hey there buddy! It’s Beat a Normie day!
Person: oh god- oh god no! Please I beg of you I have a wife and kids!
Furry: *proceeds to use a bat to beat person like a piñata with chronic arthritis*
17👍 5👎
two fat people,during sex while in missionary position
while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts
4👍 30👎
To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
117👍 60👎
(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.
Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.
29👍 11👎
Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.
It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.
When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!
He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).
I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.
38👍 16👎
The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.
Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.
10👍 2👎