July 1, 2003

A month, day, and year.

Wow, John, you were alive on July 1, 2003.

rules 1 and 2

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.

Rules 1 and 2, motherfucker!

n e 1

anyone

n e 1 here

boss ds-1

An incredibly good distortion pedal, with a trademark orange colour.

Mostly famous due to the fact that Kurt Cobain from grunge pioneers Nirvana often used it.

ROCK

'Listen to this ultra cruchy distortion I got from turning the mid down and the Bass and the Treble up! Awesome'

2 and 1/2some

A threesome involving two normal adults and a midget.

Me, Cindy, and Clara had a 2 and 1/2some.

1-up mushroom

First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.

Mario got teh 1-up mushroom!!!!!!!1111one

T-1 line

high-speed connection to the internet
1.544 Mbps

i used by T1 to download 45 gigabytes of porn last night.