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Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.
Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
(i hit the word limit)
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.
Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
A popular video game clip of a german tank shooting an enemy and a voice clip playing "Hans, you shot a child." Its unknown if that was what actually said or if it was misheard but people unanimously agree it said "Hans, you shot a child."
I found this funny video it said "Hans, you shot a child."
A child social engineer is a hacker who manipulates the data streams of a child to manipulate his/her views, shape his/her world, and shape his/her experiences to suit his needs. Isn't necessarily a pedophile, but is obsessed with molding them into the person they want.
He was a Child Social Engineer (CSE) who believed he was doing what he thought was right.
This term can mean two things.
1. (Adjective)- A horror game or series whose fanbase has been overrun by annoying children, whose ages are ususally 8-12. (e.g., Five Nights at Freddy's, The Walten Files, Poppy Playtime)
2. (Noun)- A horror game obviously meant to scare children that often takes the form of a Roblox game or low-quality Steam game. (e.g, Garten of BanBan, Rainbow Friends)
1. I used to love that game, but now it's been overrun by little kids and become a child-friendly horror.
2. I can't believe anyone would spend any time on that game. It's such a child-friendly horror.
A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.
Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.
What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?