fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

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freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

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motor brain

the result after being in a very fast car/truck/suv, speed boat, or any other fast traveling vehicle.

Man, after being on that speed boat, I've got motor brain!

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Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

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Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

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Brain Dead

Henry and Sharp on discord.. here is their discord Sharp#6900 and savage-pinecone#1174 they are utterly retarded

Henry and sharp are quite literally the most brain dead people ever.

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Lingo Brain

When one does not exceed the minimal IQ of an undeveloped brain hence is MORE "retarded" than a special ed kid
Lingo Brain was discovered in a game called "Garrys Mod" forever then this disease is not contagious but born with which is below the minimal IQ standards to take out the rubbish bin.
Also can occur to be attracted to any type of genders such as Males, transgenders, Loli, chicks with dicks and bisexuals.

*when your teammate on league of legends watches you die* omfg your such a lingo brain

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