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When two people are at a sleepover and they wake up at the same time the next morning.
Me and Becca had a wonder moment this morning, we both woke up next to each other at eight.
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Funny Moments : 1) Pulled a Door That Said Push. 2) Walked Into Glass French Doors. 3) Opened A Crisp Packet Upside Down 4) Got A Bowl In Stead Of A Cup 5) Opened The Bedroom Window To Choose What To Wear . 6)Brushed My Teeth With Hair Gel. 7)Put My Left Shoe On My Right Foot 8) My Friend Said "iv Lost a Few Pounds My Mams Going to Go Mad" And I Said "How Much Money Did She Give You ?" She Was In Hysterics I thought She Meant Money She Meant Pounds as In Weight.
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When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.
Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!
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When you have an irrational feeling of annoyance with someone over something they have done or are doing.
Bro 1: Damn, I have that that kid is playing the barrier, he should stick to Alto.
Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?
Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.
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In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.
If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.
This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.
'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'
'Hat me.'
'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'
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An event in which somebody nearby had a camera phone, captured a unique and most often embarrassing moment and then promptly uploaded it to their Facebook profile.
Example: Your best friend passed out at a party, so everyone decided to draw pictures on his face and wrap him in saran wrap. Being the good friend that you are, you captured that Facebook Moment by snapping a photo of him on your camera phone and then posted it on your Facebook profile long before your friend woke up.
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A very embarrassing, foolish action.
Wow, you just explained your own joke? What a Wes Moment
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