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1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.
2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.
1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."
2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."
When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times
(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.
I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!
A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.
A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.
1.) talking about past time
2.) talking about nothing
3.) venting
dude 1: "sup? whatchya doing bro?"
dude 2: "nothing just chillen. you?"
dude 1: "just shootin' the shit with some friends."
dude 2: "righttt onnn."
The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'
Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.
(noun) An alternate way to say asshole
1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve