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Jacob

Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.

He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.

His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.

“Jacob texted me!”

“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”

by Definitelynotanna December 9, 2020


Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.

Jacob is a midget

by bryncas November 22, 2021


Jacob

Bitchass one piece fan who repeatedly says JoJo is mid even though no one asked

Jacob: JoJo mid

Person: No one asked

by Jacob120392190 May 25, 2022


Jacob

a bitchass one piece fan

jacob

faggot

by Jacob120392190 May 25, 2022


Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.

Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.

by Stazzi;) November 23, 2021


Jacob

Has a crush on a girl name lincon

Jacob : I like lincon

by Jskbsbsjshs December 21, 2019


Jacob

Someone who always cares deeply about their ex partners and their family and always wishes the best for them. He is someone who should be considered for a second chance.

Hey Rachel you should see what Jacob is getting into now a days. I know he means well.

by Stazzi;) November 23, 2021