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The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.
A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.
Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.
The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.
"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"
Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.
Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
Oh mate I think I pulled a skid mark scotty.... oh no shouldn't have got on the piss last night
A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
When your bestie asks a question and the subject is plural when it should be singular. You could say "Plural question mark?" to express confusion and loss of words
Bestie: So.... Who are your crushes
Me: Plural question mark?
You are so annoyed or frustrated because you keep telling someone "no." that you don't feel like responding with a period and waste a fragment of a second, because they aren't worth it.
You have had to say "No." multiple times in response to a text so you you use no (without a punctuation mark) to show how annoyed you are
Them{wanna come over?}
You{No.}
T{Please?}
Y{"No." I said!}
T{pleeeeeeease???}
Y{No}
Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that has no life and does Fortnite challenges all day and is really tall like a giraffe
Skin mark fart is ass at Fortnite
When a shorter bald man marries a taller more attractive woman way out of his league
I was at wattle grove pub the other day and a looked at this beautiful blonde tall sexy woman with a short bald guy wearing crocs. I walked over to his and said are you doing a concretor mark west he said ahhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh