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Someone who just isn't cool and does/says really corny things.
Toke just posted pictures of herself at Tejuosho mall. What a dead guy!
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a very stupid but really funny guy who is cute in a stupid way, kind of like dr.sues books
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A young male who will give up countless hours listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends who talk about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because he actually believes listening and genuinely caring is going to eventually get him laid. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls, the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because he himself will always compare his “ordinary” physical appearance to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is. The female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features because for her it's better than dealing with a man that will grovel at her feet when she tries to break up with him because he doesn't understand how pathetic and transparent appeasement really is.
The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided long before he realizes that putting up the effort to deal with a shallow, materialistic bitch is worth even so much as one ounce of his time and energy. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will never even think about dating a nice guy in the future, which in turn will make the every other nice guy on the planet feel even more depressed because they all devote so much time and energy to being exactly what many other shallow, materialistic bitches know how to avoid men who are warped from being exposed to rejection they'll never understand to the point that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.
The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that nice guys primarily notice the physical appearances of other men and become insanely jealous to the point where they believe shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty” because they never realize they are driving these women straight into the arms of these assholes, usually because they don't understand that always being nice makes every nice act completely meaningless and disgenuine for a woman because that's all they do 24/7.
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."
"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex while playing some ps2 because all I know how to do is be a sickly sweet doormat and feel sorry for myself. Please love me with your pity."
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that guy at the party who is ALWAYS THERE, you dont really notice him during the party, noone really knows him, but when you look pictures the morning after, he will be there, in the background, smiling with a beer, most likely giving the thumbs up sign.
"dude whos that guy behind you with the thumbs up in this picture?"
"I dont know man, I thought he came with you!"
"HES THE YEAH GUY"
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Nickname used by females used to describe great films that are unpredictable, have a real storyline, and have fights/gunfights.
Girl: I'm so sick of watching guy flicks.
Guy: They're better than your fucking typical chick flicks.
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When a girl is crushing on a dude soooooo hard but she’s stuck in the friend zone so she does whatever she fucking can to keep that line between boy friend and boyfriend close to her. How does she do it? By usually becoming close friends with her crush till upgrading him to the Guy Bsf title until he announces catching feels.
Girl 1: Omg i’m crushing on Carson so hard rn!
Girl 2: Why don’t u ask him out?
Girl 1: No way. That’s NOT happening. I have to make it seem like he came on to ME.
Girl 2: How are you going to do that?
Girl 1: Easy. I’m gonna make him my Guy Bsf till he tells me he’s catching feels.
Girl 2: Ur a fucking genius i can’t even.
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