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A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life
Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive
a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.
Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.
A crappy genre of games popularized by American gamerz. These games existed in the form of classic 3D psuedo shooters like Castle Wolfenstien 3D and Doom. The genre turned into a pile of shit after it got bombared by World War II shooters and of course the ever popular Call of Duty.
Halo recieves honorable mentions
Xbawks owner: Do you wanna play some halo we can become LEET since its a First Person Shooter and we are american we HAVE to play it!!
Guy who plays more than just shooters: Nah lets get down with some Monster Hunter.
Xbawks owner: is that a shooter?
Guy who plays more than just shooters:.....get the fuck out
Shooters are the only reason the Xbox 360 sells well in the U.S.
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i cant be giving out verses
im making the industry nervous
- a boogie with the hoodie
i wake up in the morning and start excercising im not a regular person
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In Santorum's America of Sperm Personhood, when you spill your load, you are spilling persons.
Ricky says that even when you get excited watching a pregnant girl, you should never spill your persons in your pants.
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There name is make a they are so incredibly hot all the guys fall for her she is so lovely and any guy would be lucky to date her
Me:Makena is the hottest person alive
Jacob:🙄
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‘britney’s girlfriend, natalie, is the prettiest person ever,’
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