while in the military, a soldier being scrubbed with a steel wire brush
yo im bleeding. I just got military showered
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When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant
"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "mexican Shower" until i get home.
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Akin to a golden shower a cherry shower is when someone has blood poured or dripped on them and, as a result, receives erotic gratification.
Upon requesting a cherry shower, Carmilla's punctured lover kneeled over her bled onto her tits and navel. Using the blood from the cherry shower as a lubricant, Carmilla proceeded to masturbate.
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Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!
F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!
M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!
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Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
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To be fondled or groped all over by another, usually a creepy older man, in a friendly greeting or a show of affection.
"Oh my gosh Marcia, did you see the way George just gave Jamie the Hand Shower after congratulating her for the speech she gave at the seminar?"
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when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting
my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder
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