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"have you heard of Natural Snow Buildings?"
"nah fr bro they boring asf 😹"
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sex act- ejaculate on a womans chin and push it in her mouth with your testicles.
I gave your girlfriend a\boston snow plow .
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When your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. She needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell "mush" thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.
I gave that girl the Alaskan snow dog... She's in the hospital now...
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The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.
Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.
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The action of utilizing one's testicles as a shovel like device to scoop semen from a womens breasts to her mouth. After ejaculating on the womans chest.
#1)
Woman - "You were suppose to aim for my mouth"
Man- "I know I missed, I'm sorry"
Woman- "Use your balls to scoop it into my mouth"
Man - "You requested i perform a buffalo snow plow?"
Woman - "That's exactly what I am requesting"
#2)
Guy- "After visiting Buffalo, NY I discovered a new use for my balls. Not only can they make a mess, they can help clean it up too."
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the girl you can cuddle up with on a snowy day, stay warm with under the covers, watch a movie, and drink hot chocolate
Bro 1: "Yo man it's sick that classes got cancelled today. You tryin to shred this powder up?"
Bro 2: "Nah man I think I'm gonna hit up my snow day girl, throw on a movie, and sip on some hot coco."
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A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.
Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."
Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"
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