sex

something i will never have. you're hearing this right Diana??????

"hey wanna have sex?" " no get away from me"

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Sex

Something I don’t do

Person 1: have you had sex before?
Me: no I haven’t

Person 1: Jesus dude your like 40 how are you still a fucking virgin

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Sex

When your stick your long as fuck dick in her pussy and fuck her in and out as she moans so loud and starts to yell, poppy, fuck me HARDER! HARDER I SAID OR I WILL FUCKING DO IT MYSELF, OH FUCKING GOD YES DADDY YESSS MOREEEEEEEEE CUM INSIDE MEEEEEE

SEX: FUCK HER THEN LET HER GOBBLE AND SLURP UP THAT DICK LIKE A SLUSHY

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Sex

Sex is just like math.

You add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
So yeah... that is sex for ya

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sex

omg dude what are you doing here in urban dictionary. let me see your search...!

Sex? WAHT! What have you been sniffing. Give me all of it . I want some >:( *sniffs cereal dust*

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Sex

What horny teenagers are doing

Oh Brittany is having sex with David

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Sex

Something that the person reading this will never achieve!

"You will never have sex." "With that dick, you're never getting sex."

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