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To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.
Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.
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what you call your mates when they do something good!
oi you got me a slab of beer what a good cunt
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A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
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A derogatery term for commuters that have their unhappy faces peering through the glass of a bus on a daily basis, commonly used in London
"Look at those unhappy bus cunts"
"I'm not gonna be one of those bus cunts, I'm taking the tube"
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The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.
Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.
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1. A derogatory term describing one, typically female, who is considered sexually perversive.
see slut
Note: While the term can be playful, it is intrisicly more abrasive.
2. Archaic. A dirty, sexually advanced, or STD-ridden vagina.
1. (Leaving Chinatown) "The sketchy cunts wanted twice what they asked for."
2. After rubbing up against one too many warts, he pulled out. Seeing several used condoms ooze due to the vaccuum affirmed what he knew all along: She had one sketchy cunt.
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The male opposite of a cock tease. These men will do anyting to get you off, but when you want to fuck them, they'll say no with some lame excuse about being married or something.
"I met the hottest guy last night at the club! We've been dancing and flirting all night and when I was so wet that I wanted him right there and then, he told me he had to go home to his wife"
"What a cunt teaser"
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