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Taylor Renee Lutes is girls name used only for perfect people. Taylor is a gorgeous girl with a gorgeous personality. She is the most caring girl you’ll ever meet. If she give you her heart, your lucky. Don’t lose it. She has the prettiest eyes and the most satisfying laugh. She’s the only thing on your mind as you fall asleep. She will always be my favorite human. Nobody can ever compare to her. And if you disagree, go ahead and log off, shut off your device, and die in a hole…. Kindly
Random: “who’s that beautiful girl over there?”
Jupiter- “oh. That’s my bestfriend, Taylor Renee Lutes. …. she’s not interested in u by the way.” *runs to taylor*
the day where you can kick anyone named taylor!
hey do you know what day it is?
no! what is it?
it’s kick taylor day!
awesome let’s go find taylor
Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.
Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor
A girl or woman who thinks very highly of themselves and thinks that women who don't live their lives exactly how they do "lesser" than them.
They may feel this way because they wear more conservative clothing, such as hoodies, T-shirts, and jeans, while other women put an actual effort into their appearance; they may not be very sexually active, and they believe that makes them "cleaner" or "nicer" than someone who has had a few partners; they might not party, drink, or do drugs, and they believe any girl who does is a cheap, alcoholic, drug-addict; they may see people who get worse grades than them as stupid; they may consider themselves better than someone for knowing useless things; they might pride themselves for being able to get through a situation in a different way than someone else.
Girls with a Taylor Swift complex tend to whine over past relationships for mundane issues - such as the ex-boyfriend saying he would be with them forever, or that he said he loved them. They never take anything they did into account for the break up, and they often push problems with their ex(es) onto their new boyfriends (comparisons, "he said that too", etc.).
One may exhibit more or less symptoms than listed, and although most Taylor Swift complexes belong to women, men can also have this disgusting egoistical issue.
Maddy: I'm sick of seeing girls in shorts, what a bunch of sluts. If they had any self respect they would wear long jeans, like me.
Maddy: No, I don't drink, sorry if I actually care about my health.
Maddy: Wow... you don't know what vertical farming is? Are you stupid? Look it up, it isn't hard.
Maddy: You had a death in the family? When my dad died, I didn't even cry. It's not a big deal, grow up.
Maddy: My ex-boyfriend said he loved me, and now you are too! That mean you'll turn out to be like him!
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up Maddy, no one wants to hear your Taylor Swift complex crap.
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As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.
Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!
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When your pooch gets banged by more than one dog. Based on an episode of Sex and the City where the dog was named Elizabeth Taylor.
"We took the dog to the park and she had an Elizabeth Taylor gangbang!"
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Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.
Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.
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