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The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.
I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
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A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
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When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.
“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”
“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”
Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks
The art of busting into a cup and pissing into it right after. Than mixing it up to reach a sweet golden white glow.
I can't wait to spray jacks mom with an caramel Surprise
Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.
I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}
When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night