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Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 12, 2009

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Best Friend

The one who helps to carry the body

You: Hey...I might have just done something really stupid
Best friend: It doesn't matter, I'll help you get out of it

by ponytails May 20, 2013

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Best Friend

Someone you can totally be yourself around and not give a care in the world about your actions or feelings because they won't judge you for the stupid things you may do or say.

My best friend, Brett and I used to hang out all the time but things changed.

by Michelle December 28, 2005

1916πŸ‘ 1051πŸ‘Ž


Toxic friends

Eg my ex bsf Aliyah Hxxchen is toxic because she makes you feel bad but a day or so after that that act all nice again. Also toxic friends mean they are never happy for your success if you win something and you go on stage and they’re not clapping and rolling the’re probably a TOXIC FRIEND

Eg someone you’re hanging out with people who are always guilt tripping you leave the after all they are just Toxic Friends

by Not saying 012345 March 4, 2019

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social friend

a type of friend that you wouldn't hang out with personally, you would only hang out with them in public.

Hey, you know Stephanie? She's a really good social friend.

by Alice Prior November 26, 2015

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kinda-friend

1.A friend that you usually hang out with, as long as a certain third person is present as well.

2.A catalyst for fun times to an already well established relationship between 2 other people.

"Do you hang out with George at all?"

"No, he's a kinda-friend. Ryan wasn't around so it would of just felt kind of awkward.

by Jeff Cancer December 12, 2008

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


brokeback friend

A straight male friend who will get together with you a few times a year for some man-on-man sex. Brokeback friends are often married with children.

I need you to leave the house tonight. Scott and I have a brokeback friend coming into town.

by ProudWolf April 20, 2007

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž