chocolate cakes

a m.i.l.f or hot woman of the African ethnicity with big butt

bob: hey sally show me those chocolate cakes
sally: bob, we are at work

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Cake Revolt

A term coined after unfortunate incident in September of 2007. It basically means to defy pigs who abuse their authority and do a fuck up job of protecting citizens of his/her country. A desert made with an array of staples such as; Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Gluten or Starch, Butter or Magarine, Milk or Water and a leavening agent, is the weapon of choice, hence the name Cake Revolt.
Keep in mind, cake ingredients can be changed to suit your revolt. I recommend ;Marzipan or Buttercream and Fruits to finish it off nicely!

RiseofTormented: A Cake Revolt should be used to bust those pigs asses with an nice sugary treat. Don't forget to blow out candles.

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knob-cake

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

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lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

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speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

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Pookie-cakes

An overly cute nickname for someone you go with.

Bobby is Susie's Pookie-cakes, and vice-versa. They gross me out sometimes.....

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Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

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