ur gender neutral parent asexual

Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian"

Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*

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can i shag ur nan

To place your hand upon one’s head to shag them and it is a symbol of honor.

can i shag ur nan, i would be very honored if you allowed me to.

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national kiss ur gf day

January 16 is national kiss ur gf day!!!

NATIONAL KISS UR GF DAY
Boyfriend: hey

Girlfriend: what’s up?
Boyfriend: (kisses her)
Girlfriend: it must be January 16th

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Ur mom Big Gay 3x

Ur mom is very gay.

Austin: Ur mom gay lol.
Justin: Hey Austin, Ur mom Bigg Gay.
Austin: No U
Justin: Ur mom big gay 3x
Austin: What?
Justin: Ur mom gayzilla
*Austin shoots up the school and dies*

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ur nans got bird flu

an insult used by townies when challenged by anyone

person 1 "ur mum was shit"
person 2 "ur nans got bird flu"

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I Like Ur Cut G

when ur friend gets a fresh cut so u get the urge to slap it while saying *i like ur cut g*

guy with new cut: Sup
YOU: I LIKE UR CUT G

You:*SLAPS*

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

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