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A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.
That short time in the shower when you get an acceptable temperature having just made an adjustment but it's only for a few seconds as it will get colder/hotter very soon.
I was in such a hurry to rinse the shampoo out of my hair and eyes man that I used the Warm Window and got the hell outta there!
You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.
‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.
A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time
No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor
Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality
iris recognition
Secure control over your home and devices
Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant
The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )
Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...
If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!
The Window Breaker is a badass who likes to destroy windows. Not much information because there are not many Window Breakers out there. They are usually spotted with a hood.
Holy shit! The Window Breaker demolished that shit!
Basically just winraw but you have to pay for it
Person 1: hey I got Winraw for Windows store but it was off the Windows store
Person 2: go kill yourself