Carve Your Name Into Her Walls

Having Sex with someone

Yo did you carve your name into her walls last night?

never let them know your next move

The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.

Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"

word to your matah

used to describe an irrelevant statement becoming relevant

Oh ye, word to your matah? lemme just go kill myself

What your going to want to do guy

That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).

Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

your arms

A normal arm usually consists of flesh, bone, nerves, skin, and so on. But most importantly, a normal arm has volume and surface area, this is not your arm. The average male can lift around 100 kgs, this is not you. Your arm(s) is a scientific conundrum, you can barely lift 2 pounds without your arms snapping and atomizing in the matter of Planck seconds

I hate your fucking arms, your arms are the worst arms, nay, the worst possible human creation I have ever laid my eyes on

Where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

Hey Mark where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at