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I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice
mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
your perrogative ;
how you feel about something/someone ;
your opinion
* referred to : "whatever floats your boat"
- "Yo that chick is flyyyy!"
(response)
- "but thats your humblethough" ; i think your mistaken."
Derived from the word masturbate. It means to announce/publicize rebates/discounts on products/services in your shop/shopping malls/super markets in case of a sale or so.
Hey why don't you mast your rebate to your customers.
Usually said in response to someone saying check your privilege in response to a bias incident that involves more than one type of discrimination, one of which is a nonmainstream type of discrimination like Speciesism, this is said to remind people to keep all of their biases and privileges, including the ones that come from nonmainstream types of discrimination, in check before evaluating and or responding to bias incidents and an individual’s circumstances
Jamard: I heard that some guy and his Hispanic ex-girlfriend got into a custody fight over their pet dog. They gave the dog to the woman, even though she has a lengthy criminal record. They should have given it to the guy.
Owen: Hey. You’re a straight, Caucasian male. Check your privilege.
Jamard: Dude, recheck all of your biases. The woman is upper middle class, had a criminal record, and some of those charges were for neglecting to take proper care of their previous pets. She also had cheated on her ex-boyfriend with some famous street rapper from Miami, Florida. Would you care to enlighten me about how it is acceptable that a person with that type of background was given custody of the dog?
Owen: Point taken. You’re right.
When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"