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SCOOTING DICK IS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A MAN TO HOOK UP WITH IN A BAR OR SOCIAL SETTING
ADAM: HEY MAN HOW ABOUT WE STOP SCOOTIN D AND GO FIND SOME GIRLS.
DOUG: YEAH DUDE THIS IS A COCKFEST!
D Cat is the ULTIMATE BEING IN THE UNIVERSE, his allies are Cheezits Cat, and God Cat. He has the power to destroy 100 universes, and at least 25 CENTILLION humans. His arch nemisis is Demon Cat, Their powers are nearly EQUALLY matched, Demon Cat's Allies are Tall Cate, and Socc Cate. D Cat's low power form, is R Cat, R Cat can destroy one universe, though, it will not survive the universal deletion, this is why D Cat has Cheezits Cat and God Cat on it's side, they have enough power to revive it from its R Cat state.
Dude 1: Ello' mate, may i interest you in my religion?
Dude 2: what's your religion?
Dude 1: -Shows photo of D Cat-
Dude 2: I',m interested
A up-and-coming soundcloud rapper, was inspired by flows like Post Malone, Young M.A., Lil Xan, Biggie, Tupac, and Eminem. Uses the adlib “silly” a lot in recent tracks.
Have you heard Livy D’s new track? It dropped last night, straight heat.
People who have first name and first letter of surname same as other person could be bulied by other person by saying Tom D.
Basicly used by people who wants to confuse one of Toms in class room
Speaker: Hey, how you doing Tom D.
Tom D. : What?
Tom D. : What?
A joke made by many, then forgotten 5 days later, only to reappear when they see this.
Hey, lets look at up in the "D*cktionary"
adjective
another word for the colour red
bob: i hate tomatoes. they're too acid-D
bobby-john: don't you mean acidic?
bob: no, acid-D. you know, red.
bobby-john: oh.
Chalib D on the mic
black ops 4 is his life
hes got blue glasses
As in all classes
He’s late all the time
But he’s sick with the rhyme
Chalib D gets all the bitches