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Blitzkreig is a term commonly used to define Nazi German tactics from 1939-1945
Although, it was not commonly used by generals and other military personnel to define their tactics.
At the current moment, its more used as a buzzword
The tactic used many tanks and planes, as to achieve quick victory in a battle or war
Individual 1: Anyway, those german blitzkreig tactics were very good in ww2, werent they?
Individual 2:Yep, they sure were.
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D Cat is the ULTIMATE BEING IN THE UNIVERSE, his allies are Cheezits Cat, and God Cat. He has the power to destroy 100 universes, and at least 25 CENTILLION humans. His arch nemisis is Demon Cat, Their powers are nearly EQUALLY matched, Demon Cat's Allies are Tall Cate, and Socc Cate. D Cat's low power form, is R Cat, R Cat can destroy one universe, though, it will not survive the universal deletion, this is why D Cat has Cheezits Cat and God Cat on it's side, they have enough power to revive it from its R Cat state.
Dude 1: Ello' mate, may i interest you in my religion?
Dude 2: what's your religion?
Dude 1: -Shows photo of D Cat-
Dude 2: I',m interested
when the music you're listening to is SO GODDAMN BAD that you just forget you have a brain and just plomp like a bean bag on your sitting arangement of atoms
Guy 1: ayo dude you ok? you just plopped down on your bed like a deflated baloon
Guy 2: yea, ive just had an anti oovie
fuck it, you cant see him, if hes in your area, YOU ARE FUCKIN DED
yes, a ghost in the trentches was a chad
Turmoil at the front, willhelms forces on the hunt,Theres a thunder in the east,ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DECEASED!They've been facing poison gas 7000 charge en mass, turn the tide of the attack, and force the enemy to turn back!
And thats when the dead men are marching again
Osowiec, then, and again
Attack of the, dead, hundred men,
Facing the, led, once again,
Hundred men, Charge again, Die again
History Nerd 1: Ayo have you heard about The attack of the dead men
History Nerd 2: whats that?
History Nerd 1: It's bassically a real life zombie attack, that happened on august 6th, 1915, Some soliders, who should've been dead. Charged at the german army. Its also a sick fucking song
History Nerd 2: HOw HAVE I NOT FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS
The rumored 4th, and final stage of BOFA. Symptoms: Instant explosion. "The stages of BOFA go like this. 1st Stage: BOFA, Almost never fatal, though incurable. 2nd Stage: Ligma, Extremeley Deadly (99.87% chance of death), almost no information is known of this, as it is extremeley deadly. 3rd Stage: E-TMA, nearly completeley fatal, there is only 0.00000000000000000000000001% of the population who survives this, Said pepole/person are kept always in a locked cell, with NO SOUND ABLE TO ENTER.4th Stage: your mom gay, UNSURVIVABLE. ONCE YOU HEAR THIS, AND YOU ARENT THE SENDER, YOU EXPLODE." Extra Information: BOFA, and all the other stages of BOFA, are transmitted by sounds, and are INCURRABLE. If you meet ANYONE wHO CAN SURVIVE THIS INSULT, BRING THEM TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION, MILLITARY CAMP, OR HOSPITAL, THERE, THEY wILL BE ESCORTED TO ANOTHER CELL.
Here, Is an example of how BOFA, Ligma, E-TMA, and your mom gay spread
Guy 1: Hey have you head about BOFA?
Guy 2: Nope, whats BOFA?
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF
Example 2:
Guy 1: It's so sad that Ninja died of Ligma
Guy 2: what's Ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLZ
Example 3:
Guy 1: It's so sad that Alex died of E-TMA
Guy 2: what's E-TMA?
Guy 1: E-TMA BALLZ
Final Example:
CEO: You're Fired, GET THE FUCK OUT
Jeff: Your mum gay
CEO: -explodes-