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Here's a dude that likes to go around cock knocking everybody. Most likely he's a little boy beatin on his dad's weewee b'cause he's made the young lad watch his mom such his cock long enough to inspire that kind of backwards turning hating
That little caper de napper just beat the hell out of daddy's cock. Look at em go!
water from the bathroom, usually toilet water scooped with a copper ladle. it is served to an unsuspecting guest
here, have some water *gives agua de bano*
a truly blond person, e.g. a whale
a whale is max de kroon
Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.
Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-
Pronounced: (Rah-hah-day-shoo-shoo) A South American God of the Sun and unripe Coconuts. Raja De Xiushuu is a giraffe like creature who's front half of his/her body is golden like the sun and the back half of the body is deep blue and has a dragon like tail. He/She only feeds upon tree goats that bloom from the common South American plant: Xicoatcol (Dioneae Caprahircus). At the start daylight savings time, there is a festival that is held in smaller villages in rural parts of the country. During the festival the locals offer ripe coconuts to its two guardian death turtles. In turn the turtles defecate out two golden nuggets that Xiushuu immediately injests up. These nuggets, when they hit the intestines of the Xiushuu, the glow with a mighty fury, and a fury so fierce the day becomes longer. There have been many sightings of the Xiushuu, the first recorded ones date back to around 1600 b.c. but it is said that there were plenty of other non-recorded sightings before then. As of late Xiushuu sightings have become more commonplace and are believed to be the explanation for the rapidly decreasing tree goat population.
Jeff: Dude! have you seen Raja de Xiushuu?
Tom:No.
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(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”