A threesome involving two normal adults and a midget.
Me, Cindy, and Clara had a 2 and 1/2some.
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First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.
Mario got teh 1-up mushroom!!!!!!!1111one
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high-speed connection to the internet
1.544 Mbps
i used by T1 to download 45 gigabytes of porn last night.
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Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.
I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.
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An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.
You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!
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