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When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.
He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".
When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.
When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?
Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
A short fat guy that grew up in a suburb of Cleveland who thinks he is a bad ass.
Thack attack is coming around the corner to get you.
feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!
"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."
When a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode
Yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .