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Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…
Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.
Queen Bacon
is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
Another version of bacon, but tastes completely different and better.
"Yes I would like a bacons skillet please!"
*at a breakfast restaurant*
"Hi, What would you like today?"
"Oh yes, I would like a bacone skillet!"
When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip
Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers
A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
hoi maety lets go eat soem whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez
when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby
person 1 : im sad
person 2 : awh no ba- i mean bacon and cheese its ok
person 3 : oh???