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In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.
Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.
The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.
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In particularly African American urban culture, a candy cane is referring to a marijuana joint laced with fermaldehyde. also see "wet"
Wanna light up a muthafuckin' candy cane, dogg,...
Naw, dood, I'm straight....
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Noun. A candy cane is a very gothic practice in which a male will masturbate and as he ejaculates, he cuts his penis with a blade to make it bleed and incidentally create a candy cane.
Verb. To candy cane is to carry out this gruesome practice and is often a fun alternative to circle jerks
Hey dude you wanna go can candy cane my dick tonight.
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When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.
"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."
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When things are going well, financially and otherwise, for you and your family; when you're on a roll
The Biden administration's handling of certain recent crises isn't sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows.
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When your getting head from a girl, and you cum on her face. Then you punch her in the face, making her nose bleed......Candy Cane
Yo did that one girl come over last night??
Yeah dude, I gave that bitch a nice Candy Cane
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When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.
Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.
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