American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.
Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.
When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!
A camp located in Temagami, Ontario. The campers at this sleep away are said to have big dick, and a large sex drive.
“The campers at Canadian Adventure Camp are hot.”
The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum
Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.
When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.
John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig
When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it
Two partners strip completely naked. The person who is receiving is covered in melted butter then intercourse begins. At the moment of climax, the person who is giving pulls out and while climaxing over the reciever, pours real Canadian maple syrup on the climax area so the ejaculate and syrup mix together with the butter, thus making the reciever a Canadian pancake.
After Dan made marry a Canadian pancake, she was sticky, buttery and so happy the could enjoy this intimate act.