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When you witness someone play or achieve something in a video game and become jealous. You may possibly drop everything you were doing to indulge in your need to game, but you might not stop until you achieve your goal or see the morning sun rise.
Hey, my friend found an Elytra in the Minecraft server before I could! I've got a serious case of gamer envy; I need to hop online and find one as soon as possible!
Someone who devotes a lot of time to a new game only to burn though it and have nothing left to do.
Jon is such a sprint gamer, he was grinding Diablo all week and now has nothing left to do.
Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.
Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.
When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.
I've been working on my gamer tan.
The top hub of gamers around the globe. Very experienced gamers only, if you have touched grass you don't belong. Always the racist, The homophobic, The short one, The Stupid one, The owner, and the definitely not gay. Disappointments to their family they only have the Gamer centre to turn to.
"Bro you in the Gamer centre?"
"Nah fam I ain't racist enough"
When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.
OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.
A gamer who plays virtual simulations casually to enjoy the vibe of being with the boys.
Guy: Do you know of any groovy gamers?
Girl: I only know of one groovy gamer from YouTube, @Groovy Gamer Plays on YouTube.
Unlike Nepo Babies, who are born into wealth, or are able to gain access to things faster in life than others, Nepo Gamers are the basically the pc master race. They get early access to games and other content faster than people who have consoles. The only thing “masterful” about being a pc gamer is being able to Poe thousands into a good gaming pc. In short, they are the PC Privileged Race.
Oh look, of course the Nepo Gamers get early access to this game. Of course developers once again screw over console users…