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The dangerous stunt of riding on the roof of a car while it is in motion.
Based on the true story of Mitt Romney's 12-hour family road trip to Canada where Romney strapped a kennel occupied by the family's Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof.
In severe distress, Seamus let loose his bowels. The oozy-brown mess ran down the rear windows of the Romney's Country Squire.
Romney pulled off the highway and into a service station. There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, remounted the pooch in kennel to the roof rack, and then continued driving.
Look at that crazy dude on the roof of that car - he's going Seamus!
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When a homosexual insinuation is made by a peer in the vicinity such as "wow that pair of pants is so stylish!" one would respond with the phrase: just "go homo" and get it over with.
Matty: i really want to invite the quarterback over to chill but i dont even know if he likes me!
Demon: Go Homo
Twist: hahaha
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To hit a point were all worries for what happens next are gone.
Chris is at the bar going stupid.
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This is a Jewish colleague of yours in which you can consult with when encountering Jewish customs, foods, holidays, etc in which you are unfamiliar with and need clarification about or more information.
Salman is Dennis Miller's Go To Jew.
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Slang term for going to a freind's house to get blazed on hippie lettuce. This friend may or may not exist.
Travis: Hey guys I gotta go
Jake: Where ya going Travis
Travis: I'm going to Daves to hang out for a while
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When two or more girls leave the guys at home and go out. A cheeky way of saying "girls night out."
John: Hey Denise, where are you going? Can I come too?
Denise: No babe. Sorry. The girls and I are going lez tonite. Next time.
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To do anything fast and without stopping, like a Toyota with a defective accelerator.
"I'm going (to go) Toyota on this burrito!"
"Bode Miller is going (to go) Toyota on his last run."
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