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Best team in the NBA! Nothing can beat them. Even though we havn't won a championship yet..... We Will!
Why do the lakers need Gary Payton?
Becuz they cant stop the Sacramento Kings!
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A guy who attends to his girls every need and tries to be as gentlemanly as possible. He will also protect her at all costs. This term is usually reserved for guys who are already in a relationship and tries to be the best boyfriend possible. A King Simp also treats his Girlfriend with the utmost respect and will treat her like a true gentleman. Traits of a King Simp can also be similar to a chivalrous man.
Person 1: Yo bro, you such a crazy good boyfriend for your girl?
Person 2: To be honest, I don't know.
Person 1: Well from what I can see, you a King Simp.
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by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now
and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3
simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..
simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa
Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!
last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*
hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*
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Someone who performs the majority of actions in a mofo style.
Woaah! He's a total mofo-king!
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the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
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A person that enjoys applying petty behaviour towards things that upset him. This person wants his upseties to feel the wrath of his pettiness until they freak him like a king.
He hasn’t opened my snap in days it’s because he’s a petty king
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A theme park near Cincinati Ohio. It has changed owners a few times, including Paramounts and currently Cedar Fair. This changing of ownership has caused the "kiddie-land" type area to change in theme several times, including a Nikelodean theme, and a Snoopy theme. The original name of perhaps the most famous coaster in "kiddie-land" was the Beastie, which was intended to be a smaller version of the Beast, but has changed names under different ownerships. Kings Island's most famous coasters include The Beast, and Son of the Beast, which both usually have considerably long lines. Kings Island has its own water park, Boomerang Bay, which has changed its name a few times also with different ownerships, and is free admission with admission to Kings Island. (Unlike its cheep ass couzin, Cedar Point, who has you pay extra admission for use of its water park)
Person 1: Have you gone to Cedar Point this year?
Person 2: Yeah.....but only for the coasters. Kings Island is where it's at for coasters AND a water park!
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