Went left

The opposite of "it went right"; Circumstances were undesirable.

"My wife left me, I got fired from my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went left"

Lost My Left Shoulder

Use to tell someone that your father passed away.

I lost my left shoulder sorry for not replying to your text

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

ctrl alt left

flips your screen. dont do it unless you wanna troll someone

me: bro do ctrl alt left

friend: ok

friend: FUCK YOU

Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.

Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

going left

When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.

Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.