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cum, jiz, semen, you get it
oh look! penis pudding floating on the hot tub!
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A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.
"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"
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The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH
seffy loves the cock.
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The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.
Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard
An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :
A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.
A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.
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An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.
That server was very curt, what a penis face!
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A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)
Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?
Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!
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Used to describe a woman that is a lesbian.
John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."
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