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A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.
"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"
The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.
Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard
An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :
A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.
A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.
An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.
That server was very curt, what a penis face!
A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)
Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?
Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!
A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
The stage after Blue Balls.
"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"