Something that fails miserably.
Jason: Everyone's leaving my WoW raid.
Dark: It's a boat
Jason: :(
Like a ship but platonic! A friendship you really love and endorse or want to see happen. Usually the boat will give you tons of serotonin when they interact or hang out together.
I love connoreatspants and jschlatt’s friendship, I boat them!!
I boat them so much
I’m boating them