Got Milk

a government conspiracy. the "got milk" commercials are actually a code. G= Government. O=Officials. T= Try. M=Mutilating. I=Innocent. L=Little. K=Kids. Its the sick truth

"Did you know that Got Milk actualy means Government Officials Try Mutilating Innocent Little Kids?"

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Unicorn Milk

Ejaculate

Her hands were so skilled that I had to give her a tall, frothy glass of unicorn milk.

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spilt milk

what u should cry over.

nothing else is worth crying about

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Milk

The act of being Analy raped

D00d, that chick totally loves milk

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Grandma's Milk

a lubricant especially designed for cougars. This aids the cougars in catching their prey; it is best used right before coitus.

Causing your young stud friction burns? Is intercourse a fire hazard? Try Grandma's Milk, the lube discerning cougars prefer 3 to 1.

Cougar 1: Chase says I gave his dick rug burn with my OLV.

Couger 2: Oh, Midge, you simply must try Grandma's Milk! It's simply divine! <Clinking Chardonnay glasses>

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Cookies and milk

Cookies and milk bitch!
also sex could be used to describe this amazing duo. Along with immaculate and God's gift to earth.

Damn fool I'm hungry and i want something good. How about some Cookies and milk? PERFECT!

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ass milk

Canned and carbonated it's called FAYGO.

man: what is this, ass milk !?!
juggalo: bitch, it's faygo!

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