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When you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as dildo until defrosted
Last night I used a Icelandic pipe
A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner
Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve
When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face
“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb”
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The act of dicking someone down in the seasonal holiday of halloween. Where as you can decorare the room in spooky material or your penis. Or to just make the experience scary for the good if the pipe.
Tomorrow's halloween looks like I'm giving Emily the spooky pipe!
I'll never know why the protagonist in Conker's Bad Fur Day can't wear mud pipes to withstand the Great Mighty Poo inside his residence of Poo Mountain
A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.
" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "
A sewer pipe is when your anus is protruding and someone starts pulling on it. It causes intense pain.
I passed out drunk and woke up to Dave pulling on my sewer pipe....I'm not sure if we can still be friends.