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One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.
Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
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When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
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People who are too poor to be part of the other 99.99% of the USA that have cellphones.
Okay Class, who here has a phone.
*everyone raises hands besides you*
YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE?!?!?! LLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-This is an example of people without phones
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What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom
He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
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If you notice you gettin a little bigga in da game, and you aint robbin or boostin, you standin ova the stove like the chef in houston, then you need to neva talk on the phone. Slangin all day, and peiceing the ounce out, how ya gon be a birdman if you dont know how ta count..
YoungBuck-"They wanna know whos doin the yap yappin, so they tappin up the phones"
Young Jeezy-"We don' talk on the phones cuz it might stick."
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So basically Kiss me throuh the phone is song lyrics from the song " kiss me through the phone" :p by SouljaBoyTell'em and Sammie.
Phone: ring ring
Girl: hello?
Boy: hey baby, i just want you to kiss me through the phone.
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