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A piece of glass stuck to plastic that takes up time and dies everyday but comes back to life after being plugged into an outlet.
This fucking phone is coming back to life!!!
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that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
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a device used to call somebody.
why isn't this definition here yet?
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Phone; noun
1) the best invention of all time
2) by far the WORST invention of all time
1. person 1<hey, it's me, just calling to say hi...i love phones!
person 2> i know they rock.
2. person 1<hey, it's me. i know it's four in the morning and you only went to be 2 hours ago because you were writing a paper and you have an exam at 8:30 tomorrow morning, BUT, i'm SURE you wanna hear from me!!
person 2>i hate you.
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1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end.
2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.
1. "Shannon... GET OFF THE PHONE!"
2. "No Mr. Johnson, my son did not suck the hamsters up with a vacuum cleaner.
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1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
-Phone Rings-
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
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A device used to entertain one person while completely destroying the mood of the situation in social situations
The party was great until Lisa pulled her phone out.
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