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When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.
Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?
Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.
The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.
The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.
I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory
Meaning:
Before you even think,
BUST A MOVE
We have a serious EMERGENCY
BUST A MOVE
Pre Post Haste
When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
A meal eaten after the main meal.
It might be just a snack or another entire meal depending on your hunger, appetite and stamina.
Always savory and not sweet like duff, pre-scran-duff or post-duff-duff.
A couple of hours after a meal you might get the munchies and order in a kebab, or a curry.
After a meal out in a fancy restaurant you might still be hungry and go for some post-scran-scran at macdonalds.
The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.
Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?
It's my post party depression.
the mandatory waiting period to allow the vacationer to rest when they have come home.
the code implies that the vacationer is given at least a 1 day resting period before you bother them to go out.
we could ask taylor to come along but she just got back from san fransisco and we should stick to the post-vacation code.